Did you know...

...that cheese can expire? Prior to Friday, I'd thought that was impossible. I mean, cheese is mold, so it's already technically expired, right? Wrong. I learned the hard way that Camembert has a very definite lifespan. Probably could have still eaten it, but I didn't want to give my guest food-poisoning. So I was reduced to putting out a plate of lonely crackers. And I wonder why people don't want to come over more often.