Yay me

Are you wearing the coveted "I Voted" sticker? Are you not aware that all people wearing it are getting hit on by fabulously gorgeous strangers and are being offered free tacos at participating establishments? No? Well, no excuse now. Go hustle and vote before the post-work mob hits. Given the trouble my precinct workers had with the basic alphabet, I have little faith in their abilities to handle an unruly mass of anxious voters.