What NOT to do on your brand-new floor

Here's a helpful hint on a way to ensure your floors look their freshest: accidentally knock a bottle of OPI's I'm Not Really A Waitress nail polish out of the medicine cabinet right when you're tired and getting ready for bed. If you do it right, you can ensure that the bottle shatters upon impact with the counter and splatters all over the vinyl floor that is FOUR. DAYS. OLD.

Luckily, The Texan is a lot more quick-thinking than I am and grabbed a bottle of nail polish remover. It picked it up beautifully, but we did have to spend the rest of the weekend trying to air out the bathroom so that no one would spontaneously combust from the fumes.

And how was your weekend? Less idiotic than mine, I hope.