Her Ladyship

Notes from the gutter.

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Leaving the gym last night, I went up to the wrong red car in the lot (mine was a few spots over). The other car was cherry red; there were cherries hanging from the rear-view mirror; the steering wheel had a cherry-embossed cover; and there was a t-shirt with sparkly cherries protecting the driver's chair. Which leads me to wonder, who exactly dedicates their lives to a fruit?

1) Born-again virgin proclaiming her chastity

2) Regular virgin using it as a selling point

3) Someone who reallllllllly likes cherries

4) A poor soul who feigned politeness when once given a cherry-related trinket and is now forever doomed to receive them for birthdays and other gift-giving holidays


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