Yesterday with La Principessa: by the numbers

1: spectacular spit-up
2: shall we say, stools
4: clothing changes
1: emergency sponge bath
1: dead mouse dropped crib-side (ON THE FLOOR) by Scratchel while I was trying to feed the baby
1: live mouse subsequently dropped crib-side so that Scratchel could play with it before finishing it off
0: drinks I have had
*insert infinity symbol here*: drinks I need