Guess I'll be going to the movies soon

The other night, The Texan and I were catching up on our DVR recordings. We saw a boatload of ads, but one kept popping up, over and over again: the preview for "Eight Below," the new Disney movie about the eight sled dogs left to fend for themselves in Antarctica. After the, I don't know, ziptillionth viewing, The Texan sighed, turned to me, and said in all seriousness, "*I* want a dog who can play poker."