You know, it kinda was

Text-messaging conversation between J-Ditty and me Friday night:

HL: THEY PUT BACON IN THEIR QUESADILLAS HERE. BACON!!!
J-Ditty: Where are you texting me from, heaven?

(Close - it was Cha-Cha's on Bandera. Home to the best margaritas in this life or the one after it, bar none.)