Where the hell is everyone?

Seriously: no emails, work OR personal, for hours. WTF? Not even spam. I feel so unloved. This has nothing to do with my desperate attempt to find something to do other than my big project. One can only stuff their face with animal crackers for so long before that option begins to fade as a viable time-wasting possibility. People, throw me a bone here already. Don't make me come over there!

UPDATE: Our work server just went down, reducing even more the chance of my getting any emails. Lord, why have you forsaken me?