Folger's crystals for the downwardly-mobile

We have secretly replaced our normal brand of toilet paper with Her Ladyship's much-beloved Scott single-ply 1000-sheet rolls (it's one fucking thousand sheets, people! how can that be beat?). Let's see if The Texan will notice.

{To be honest, I made the switch only because I was the one shopping and I couldn't remember his brand du choix. The hand that holds the grocery list rules the world.}