The first sign of spring

This morning, I realized that spring has truly arrived in DC. It's not the greenery budding on trees or the tulips peeking through the ground.

It's the first spotting of the dread species, Office Mole Wearing a Short-Sleeved Dress Shirt and a Tie.

Why, gentlemen, WHY do you do this? It's not like men don't have it made when it comes to office attire. Put on a button-down shirt, keep a tie in your office, and you're set.

And yet you guys still fuck these things up. I do not get it. Especially since it's not that hard to, oh, I don't know, ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES should your forearms get unbearably hot.